-Listen to sad songs and pretend to have something to be sad about
-Laugh at dogs with muzzles on, safe in the knowledge they can't do anything about it.
-Enter/exit places via the window JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN.
-Kick doors down even when they're unlocked... No wait, ESPECIALLY when they're unlocked.
-Lick the icing off cakes and blame it on the cat just so you can eat them all.
-SNIFF GLUE.
-Say: "My mission is to pacify Ireland" in answer to any given question.
-Tiger tiger tiger swimming tiger tiger.
Here's a question: When is the line drawn between people watching and stalking? In a park - that's fine. In someones attic - naaaaaaaaaaaaah!
